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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 8 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago

So many questions, actually.

From a legal line of thought, Ohio age of consent is 16 years old. The guy could wait less than a year and be completely clean with cops.

But then, from the human standpoint, man is 49, what's wrong with him?