Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.