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Anon gets drunk at the movies (feddit.de)

submitted 8 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No matter one's views on drinking at a cinema...

The dad's an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that's booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the booze you can tell -- if he's taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it's pretty easy to know

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn't beer. Also, the smell.