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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

They should consider committing less crimes fewer.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why not both? Fewer and lesser crimes. I’ll have one count of jay-walking please

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Bogus charge to criminalize walking and make the pedestrian the bad guy in accidents.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Stannis intensifies