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Anon plays GTA V (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 112 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yes, when you strip away everything that makes a piece of media good, you can present the media as not being good. Anon is truly an intellectual.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 105 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Press button
Press other buttons
Repeat

insert successful video game name

[–] III@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Do something
Something else happens

insert occurrence name

[–] ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Honestly it's not even true. Plenty of missions in GTA V don't require you to shoot anyone or at least it's only part of the mission

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jump on platforms, collect stars, repeat 120 times
Collect blocks, build things, repeat until you're bored
Rotate blocks, make lines, repeat until you die

OP has indeed described the concept of a game

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Click on their foreheads