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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

...they're going to make a deal with Roblox now, aren't they?

Some poor guy, hunched over on the ground, getting brutally beaten by the cops and the cam footage shows him going "gedakadootendatendaJoe, I've been married a long time ago" with the default Roblox face and headbob animations.

"Your honour, look at this footage and tell me that it isn't hilarious. You can't. The defence rests."

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

GTA synergies seem strongest