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[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think they could've been corrupted with a bit of dark whispers about third and even fourth breakfast. It would be a mostly useless type of corruption, but the idea of having a thanksgiving like spread for every meal, having the best drinks, and napping all the time would have little trouble corrupting my simple mind.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iirc there's a part where Sam imagines having that much power but laughs the idea off because he wouldn't be able to tend to his garden

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

The Ring went "The whole world could be your garden" and Sam went "Nah, that garden would be way too big for me"