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[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kern County, California

Not going to lie, I 1000% assumed this was going to be some Florida Man Activity™

[–] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

FYI, the only thing that makes Florida different is that it publicizes the crazy criminals' antics more.

Florida Man walks among us in every other state too; we're just blissfully ignorant of him.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

We're also the 3rd most populous state, so there's that as well.