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Public has no right to swim in sea, claims firm that dumped sewage at bathing spot (inews.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interesting, cause I was thinking jail time.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

(guillotine emoji)

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm... In the absence of one...

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As a French I shall validate this emoji use

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I love it when a redistribution of illegally obtained wealth comes together

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] isles@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Hi! It looks like you're trying to execute some bourgeois. Would you like some help with that?"

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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