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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 129 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

It wouldn't work; Tekken doesn't support throwable items, which are an essential part of any legitimate Waffle House fight.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Damn, you're so right you changed my answer

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

So what you're saying is that Waffle House needs to be a Super Smash Bros stage?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You pick your character and then you have to pick two other characters to hold yours back for a few seconds while everyone shouts abuse before the fight actually starts.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also there’s only one line in a Waffle House

[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Not in the back there isn't