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Anon gets pranked (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 

[pictured: a sobbing Pepe the frog holding a gun to the roof of their mouth]

>be depressed loser
>heard getting a dog helps so i do
>name her cinnamon because she's brown
>depression slowly fades away
>cinnamon gets run over by drunk neighbor right in front of me

good one god very funny

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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He doesn’t blame society. He blames god, which is even dumber. The neighbour being drunk while driving is a major cause of the incident (society) along with the dog roaming freely onto the street (his fault). If god does exist he had no role in what happened and was purely observing the horrific events unfold while simultaneously being able to but choosing to not take action.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't say where the dog got ran over. Could've happened in his living room.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

You’re right but if I had to place a bet I would say the street