Pockets? I've asked my family to have my organs removed and have my body filled with cherry bombs, as well as install more cherry bombs in my limbs and joints before having my remains cremated standing upright on a stage to be viewed by all my friends and acquaintances. As my body burns and the firecrackers go off, my limbs will flail around in a comically random way before the entire body just explodes.

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 13 points 7 months ago

A very sane choice my sir/madame.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Who needs a crematorium when you can stuff your body with enough explosives to cremate you from the inside