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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can defeat Jesus on technicalities. This is why it's always important to have a lawyer write your holy books.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's really funny is that Judaism is basically rules lawyering as a religion.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

With a sprinkling of The Irishman for the 'Shabbos Guy'

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