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Residents Beg Michigan Mayor to Stop Solar Eclipse - He Scientifically Can't (rivergrandrapids.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“I've been told that I need to stop this eclipse and I do not have the authority to do that. So yes, people are really concerned. But we're just trying to prepare them.”

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

At the end of the article it asks "why come to Luna Pier when you can be in Toledo with get better amenities and the eclipse lasts longer?"

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Because things are too expensive and sold out in ~~Toronto~~ Toledo.They’re not in Luna Pier.

Edit: Geography’s hard….

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You're off by a few letters or 250+ miles there 😄

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Ha! I’d say a few letters.

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