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Ohio to purchase mobile homes to train public school staff in firearms (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had an English teacher throw a hardbound textbook at my head once because he thought I was being a "wiseass." In fairness, I probably was. But in answer to your question, no time at all. Probably immediately.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I had elementary school teachers that would throw chalk and erasers at kids all the time, slam their desks against the wall with the kid in it, and bend our fingers back until it felt like they were going to break. I wouldn't trust a single one of those teachers with a gun. Hell, I wouldn't trust them with my children even without a gun.