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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heroin is only warm right after cooking it with a lighter. Also who does heroin anymore? It's all fentanyl or maybe tranq of you're lucky

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have some self respect. Buy proper heroin.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only right and true way of enjoying your drugs is in a den, from a pipe handed over to you by an elderly Chinese man. Anything less is not worth your time.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

I likes my drugs like I likes my Gremlins...