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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle (people.com)

submitted 7 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 118 points 7 months ago (14 children)

One commenter on X, who said their partner was on the Delta flight, reported that it “smelled horrible” and that vanilla-scented disinfectant used to mask the odor “only made it smell like vanilla s---.”

Hahahahhaha.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can't fathom the thinking of people who believe that adding more smell will make a bad smell better.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Some smells mask smell of shit better. There's even an old-school method of lighting and putting out the match after you did number 2: sulfur smoke kills the shittiness of ahit smell somehow

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

18th century europe says hello

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