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[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago (3 children)

One commenter on X, who said their partner was on the Delta flight, reported that it “smelled horrible” and that vanilla-scented disinfectant used to mask the odor “only made it smell like vanilla s---.”

Hahahahhaha.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

INCREDIBLE stench if someone on a neighboring DELTA flight could smell the dog shit on this UNITED flight

[–] fizix@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They were relating in the article about another similar event on a Delta flight that had to divert for a human passenger's diarrhea.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's just because I clean up dog poop everyday but human diarrhea is so much worse

[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah even with code shares I don't think Delta and United are ever the same carrier. Maybe?

Seems unlikely though. Sky West and smaller carriers don't usually share flights between multiple big carriers afaik.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Delta and United are different companies.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 10 months ago

Yes they are. Never said otherwise.

Code shares are weird and if you don't know about them you should look them up - what I'm saying is that code shares don't get split between two major carriers as far as I know.

So you'll never have a flight that is both United and Delta ticketed. But you'll often have a flight that is United and ANA ticketed. Or Delta and ItalAir

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It must have been a truly … profound…. Smell if they weren’t able to clean it up after 2 hours and had to divert.

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Diverting is really expensive for the airlines, so you know they only do it if there is no other way. So it can't just have been a bit of a bad smell...

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe there’s a formula, like cost per puke * pukers and when that exceeds the divert cost, they just go for it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Someone's seen Fight Club 😁

which airline do you work for?

a major one

dog softly growls

[–] Bocky@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

There was a really rich person pulling strings

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can't fathom the thinking of people who believe that adding more smell will make a bad smell better.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Some smells mask smell of shit better. There's even an old-school method of lighting and putting out the match after you did number 2: sulfur smoke kills the shittiness of ahit smell somehow

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

18th century europe says hello

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Betcha that if it happened in coach they would've kept going.

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a PA message that there is a free meal in the aisle for whoever wants it

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Chicken or fish? Or poop?

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

boeing

wtf i love this dog now

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it had pooped in the coach aisle, they would have just stayed in the air.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If it happened in coach they would have turned the heat up so people could smell it better.

[–] TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuckin Boeing at it again.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Probably not. With the build quality of Boeing planes, the floor would probably have collapsed under the weight of the turd 😉

[–] harrybo93@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Oh ffs another Boeing headline—-

Oh, ok, oh that’s good. Good dog

[–] autumn_rain@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That poor, poor dog!!... it sounds like something serious like pancreatitis.