Image description: Pokemon card showing an agressive goose. Powerups: Intimidate, can only be activated during spring. Show those heretics who’s boss. Deal 1 extra damage for each month the opponent has been out of combat. Shit everywhere, you only eat grass but you are not very good at digesting grass. Deal 20 extra damage to opponents using the picnic card. Weakness: Neck grab Resistance: Fear Extra description: The perfect counter to the park habitat. Eat grass, shit on seats, multiply, fly away from fuckery.
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