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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is Icelandic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Come to Florida and I will show you beautiful things!

Meanwhile, you live in the land of the most beautiful homo sapiens on Earth. So you got that going for you.

Trade experiences and learn?

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

(Pssst... don't go to Florida. It's almost certainly a trap)

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.

All the fuckin' rodents are good, though.