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Anon is Icelandic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 94 points 11 months ago (4 children)

TIL that Icelandic people are never allowed to leave.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no, they are. But they're not allowed to ever come back.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

TIL Icelanders are horses.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 26 points 11 months ago

It's because if they go slightly South, they melt.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's it your going to Iceland

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'd love to! It seems a gorgeous country with lots of great people! I'll just steer clear of a couple of the national "delicacies" on my way to the penis museum 😁

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not everyone can afford to leave their country

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I know. I was making a joke.

Poverty isn't anywhere near as bad in Iceland as in the US, though, so I'd guess that the vast majority could afford a trip abroad at least a couple of times during their lifetime 🤷