"You're not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!" Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was 'let go'. 🤨

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Thats the equivlent of saying. "You dont half to worry anymore" And getting let out to pasture. Thats shitty as all get out tho

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago

Jesus Christ. Layoffs suck, but can they at least try to be normal human beings about it, and not some kind of incarnation of the LinkedIn feed?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Seriously. I can handle a lot of awful, but that shit makes my blood boil.