this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
767 points (98.5% liked)

Greentext

4437 readers
874 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Melkath@kbin.social 195 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

IT ISNT EVEN CONCRETE! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BRITTLE, ROUGH, MOLD AND FUNGUS FARMS THAT DEGRADE IN NO LESS THAN 20 YEARS CINDER BLOCK.

BRICK, in a technical sense is concrete BUT EVEN BRICK AND MORTAR ARE INFERIOR TO A SIMPLE WELL EXECUTED CONCRETE POUR.

LAZY INCOMPETENT CONTRACTORS DECIDED TO SKIP THE CAST MAKING STAGE AND JUST STARTED GOING TO TOWN WITH SHITTY ASS BRICK AND POROUS ASS MORTER.

WAS THAT ENOUGH?!?!? NOOOOOOOOO.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH. THEY NEEDED TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE BLOCK SHITTIER THAN THE BONDING AGENT SO THEY MADE....

30 straight seconds of visceral panting

DOG SHIT POLLEN ABSORBING WATER SOLUABLE FUCK ME IN THE ASS SNEEZE ON IT AND IT CRUMBLES..... ARGH..... CIIIIIIINNNNNNNDEEEEEERRRRRR BLOOOOOOCCCCCCK.

I just can't anymore... I have grown to cherish brick... who made cinder block... why?... why did they do this to me? Why did they make me not only know of but also languish in a world mostly made of... wimper... cinder block...

[–] K4mpfie@feddit.de 63 points 7 months ago

A copypasta is born!

[–] 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

This is art. Thank you for sharing the gospel

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How do you feel about gypsum walls/drywalls?

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 16 points 7 months ago

Tastes great with ketchup.

[–] zout@fedia.io 12 points 7 months ago

Not the OP, but I'd say that cinder blocks combine the downsides of bot drywall and brick and mortar.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

A concrete block, also known as a cinder block in North American English