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She should have said - well we tried calling first but were on the phone for quite a while- you said our call was important to you and you were 'experiencing an unusually high volume of calls'...

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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

...and it has to be the weekend.