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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"No Hetero" 🤣

Made me laugh way too hard.

I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.