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Quickly, I must think of a bird endemic to Europe to not feel left out
There you go: blue tit
You can see those anywhere you have a woman and a tourniquet.
Blue jays are fancier.
Magpies absolutely beat mockingbirds, though. Dull brown mimics versus two-tone corvids.