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[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

I'm 6'2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could've very well been about me

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, he's either the fattest man you've ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women

It's okay though I met my gf IRL and she's just as scatter brained and awkward as me.