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Anon is Icelandic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I have see all if these except a praying mantis. What happens then? Enlightenment?

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?

[–] Brocken40@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In a mantis church obviously

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought they were atheists?

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Only the ones who doesn't pray

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