Kiwi_Girl

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol's image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

I agree, coke should be lower.

They grow up so fast.

The Friendiverse!

Are you okay?

How is that corruption?

Scientists are still trying to figure out how they're related to snakes.

Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.

Take it easy, but take it.

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.