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British passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hour (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 81 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Me and the boys went to Japan once and were ordering gin tonics. They gradually became stronger and stronger until they told us that they run out of tonic water.

By then we were already drunk and very loud. Must have been quite bad being on that plane and wanting to catch up on some sleep.

Sorry for that.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jin tonics?

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 11 points 7 months ago

He he OK I changed it to gin ^^