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YouTubers Test St. Louis Anal Beads Cheating Theory With Butt Plug (www.riverfronttimes.com)

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They get to the bottom of whether chess against a grandmaster could be won with remote-controlled sex toys

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[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is that better or worse than explaining that you just orgasmed because you just love playing chess?