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There's no rest for Agent 747
Agent 747 has some more sophisticated toys to play with this time. He must have upgraded after the last whistleblower.
I mean, suiciding the guy who flat out told his friends "If I commit suicide no I didn't" shows that agent 747 was due to update his techniques and understanding.