this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Come out as gay, only option left

[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon comes out as gay.

Parents actually accept him, and the whole marriage thing is off.

Parents now want anon to marry a guy he never met.

Anon can't get a break.

[–] ArachnidMania@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’m pretty sure I remember reading that identical plot of relationshipadvice on the site-that-shall-not-be-named. 90% chance it was fake but the ending was a nice read with the guy realizing he’s bi, and actually hits it off with one of the guys his mom picks.