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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2nd amendment: the right to defend from dog poop.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The only thing you have to fear is fear of dog poop itself!