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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a person of interest (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll be a dead man before I buy a car made after 2016

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

I have a car made right before that BS and it keeps asking me to take it to the dealer for service on the cellular module. Ha, like fuck am I gonna do that. And if it keeps bitching, I'll take it to my guy to have him just remove the blood fucking cellular altogether because fuck you the things paid off