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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

How many people would you have to sleep with to need a list to keep track? Like I've had a lot of partners but I don't need them writen down

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes it's the other way around. You keep a list until it gets long enough (or you get old enough) that you don't care anymore.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

If your list is too long you should care even more in the event that something bad happens.

[–] generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 months ago

Hahaha...or you get Old enough to forget

[–] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I went to college in Daytona Beach in the late 70's so I have no idea how many I've been with. Maybe I should have kept a list. /s The last 40 years has been easy though as I've been married for that long.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Five. But I don't have a great memory.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Why would you want to keep track if they're otherwise forgettable? You've probably forgotten some and that's fine.

It's like trying to remember every town you visited or every type of cola you ever drank. What are you going to do with that knowledge?