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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I just keep an integer and update it each time.

Sometimes I have to decrement it. Those aren’t the best days.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

How are you decrementing it? Time Travel

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"How many people have you slept with?"

"Funny you should ask...."

pulls out rollodex

"And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane.....ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!"

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.