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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 124 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just be fat, it worked for me.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you serious? It doesn't work that way where I am.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Be fatter/s

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or move out of Alabama

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Thats like saying stop being related to your boyfriend kek

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Beef Adders are the most dangerous and delicious snakes