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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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I’m a man and even I would pick a bear
I too prefer chubby hairy men.
finally, someone who gets me.
Hi.
Man is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.
Where are you getting these odds from? For how many people live in bear regions, go camping/hunting/biking etc, there have not been that many bear attacks. Source
This has a strong "at least they're honest about wanting to kill me!" energy lol.
Or maybe the whole thing is a joke. I honestly can't tell
Bear: Couldn’t tell you what he’s up to even if it wanted to
Men: Can actually listen and talk their intentions.
Why is a man less predictable in this case? You all just claim things without the slightest bit of argument behind it… so please tell my why that would be the case.
Thanks.
The random man probably hasn't anything in mind for you, just minding his own business.
The scale is shark > bear > man > moose. Don’t fuck with moose.
Large prey animals in general. I see a hippo im running
Won't help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison
I mean... on sight doesn't mean they're already chasing, the point is to avoid that
Don't make eye contact, don't attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.
Because a nice bear is going to ask for consent, and might snuggle you and…wait. What kind of bear are we talking about?