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Fuck cats the evil bastards get a dog vastly superior in every way.
EDIT: I just think cats are cunts if u love them go ahead allegedly its a free world
Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
Um... sorry.
As a dog person .Why are you so angry?
They’re probably a dog person without a dog
"Anon needs a pet." Happy now?
That reminds me a local meme, about caramel dogs being cunts. Doing stuff like getting in the way of the bus reaching the platform, stealing junk from shops, running away alongside a 1yo human, running under a wee kid that does a 360° in air, so goes on.
On a more serious note I had dogs. And cats. And dogs alongside cats. (It was rather cute to see that cat making the milk dance over the dog's fur, and the dog like "I'm getting petted!") Cute, cunt, both apply. And while one of my current cats is a notorious cunt, the one that I mentioned to sleep with me is the sweetest thing ever - not just with me, but with everyone.