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[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

very clearly the best metal is mercury because it's the only one you can drink at room temperature

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you need your hvac serviced if your room is 85F

UNCOMFORTABLE

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't know what you mean by real unit but here it is in a real non-integer base:

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I mean si units

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

short-sleeve-shirt-and-shorts°

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, are si units too much to ask for these days?

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

si stands for sabsolutely inot

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

aww, someone scared of Kelvin?

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 6 months ago

That kid from Home Alone

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Eating Gallium is like eating M&M's.

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

but you can eat potassium at room temperature

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Well I wanna drink a cold metal.