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Anon reaches a new level (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 53 points 6 months ago (7 children)

In the meantime, me:

>buy big pillow due to back pain
>plain white sheet, no perfume
>hug it while laying in bed thinking about random shit
>cat nests herself between the pillow and me
>feel more loved from sleeping with the cat than I did when sleeping with my then fiancee

Conclusion: Anon doesn't need a GF. Anon needs a cat.

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