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In the meantime, me:
>buy big pillow due to back pain
>plain white sheet, no perfume
>hug it while laying in bed thinking about random shit
>cat nests herself between the pillow and me
>feel more loved from sleeping with the cat than I did when sleeping with my then fiancee
Conclusion: Anon doesn't need a GF. Anon needs a cat.
Fuck cats the evil bastards get a dog vastly superior in every way.
EDIT: I just think cats are cunts if u love them go ahead allegedly its a free world
Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
Um... sorry.