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[–] clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Needs an achievement system

PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times

FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month

LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month

METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight