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Kinda makes a bit more sense when you consider that the school is in Sultan, Washington and it's address is on Turk Drive.
But also: Washington state.... redneck?
Does it though? Like saying the Germantown school mascot should be the Krauts.
Other Options:
Viziers
Janissaries
Genies
Bombards
Footstools
Istan-Bulls
Harem Girls
Mhmm
Wait, what were we talking about again?
I was about to comment how cool the name Bombards would be, but then I read the Istan-Bulls and sorry but you should be legally obligated to go with that name when it's an option, it's that good.
Better than their previous name: the Constanti-No-Bulls
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Thats nobodies business but the Turks
Constant Nobles.