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... but you're far too lazy for it
Yeah, like I'm not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I'm definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That's basically a second job.
Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second...turns out I'm just lazy!!!
Look I'd like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven't seen decades and I must watch it.