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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in health class (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 52 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Me in 7th grade listing every possible drug in the fucking world to the school nurse and police officer that came to our school to tell us why drugs are bad. My friend learnt the formula of speed if i remember correctly and recited it with a straight ass poker face 💀

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago

That was propably the most funny shit I can even imagine. Great job for this. I bet the officer don't see such stuff that often.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Ass poker, that’s a new one