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Me in 7th grade listing every possible drug in the fucking world to the school nurse and police officer that came to our school to tell us why drugs are bad. My friend learnt the formula of speed if i remember correctly and recited it with a straight ass poker face ๐
That was propably the most funny shit I can even imagine. Great job for this. I bet the officer don't see such stuff that often.