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Anon makes money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude

[–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe there's a quote by "Taco" in"Better call Saul" along the lines of "I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops"

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's to make sure the victim deserves it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Lemmy needs an out of context quotes community.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Ah now it makes total sense!

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i guess you really do suck then lol

[–] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Not as hard as your mom servicing hobos under the highway bridge

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, it's just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you're just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Kidney thing happened to you too, huh...

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The bike thief is probably less likely to go to the police? Idk