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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 177 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (13 children)

This was tried in court. The response from the judge was "If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served." An excellent exchange of sophistry!

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He's either dead or alive like, it's not hard

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Then the car is not dead now

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Death is nothing like that

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