this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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This was tried in court. The response from the judge was "If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served." An excellent exchange of sophistry!
He's either dead or alive like, it's not hard
If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.
Then the car is not dead now
Death is nothing like that